Writing On The Wall...

Really??... 0_o

ThE LiFe AnD TiMeS...EpIsOdE 22

Previously on the ThE LiFe AnD TiMeS...

last week I have been working around the clock trying to get things ready for the MAYDAY Fashion show no sleep for the weak...and then I get a phone call.

It's around 5am and my phone starts to ring..its my sister calling..she has informed me that my Dad has just had a stroke the cause is unknown and he has been rushed to the hospital she tells me that he is fine and he is going to recover..thankfully it was not life threatening. All of the pressure is really getting to me now...Dad's in the hospital...lights are off..and not prepared for the show.. I think to myself nothing else bad can really happen now...and as always I speak to soon. My boy Dan checks the shipment on our boards to see when they will arrive.. we ordered the boards on Monday and they were scheduled to arrive on Wednesday (Which is today) and instead the shipment will be arriving next week (now keep in mind that the show is on the 21st which is this week...Friday) So now I have to pull a rabbit out of my ass for this show... I got 2 days and the show must go on...or does it..

What The Fuck Man!: Star Wars Tat

I like Star Wars...nnnaaaaa I LOVE Star Wars its jus the Geek/Dork/Nerd inside of me...but dammmnnnn homie!! you got the Empire and the Dark Side tatted up on ya whole back!! Wait a sec..and he got planets naboo & hoth on there! Im not that much of a Die Hard fan for that one my mans...no laser surgery for you my friend.

What The Fuck Man!: Boxed Water?!?

I saw this @ a art show a few weeks back and I was thinkin aww boxed water..that kinda dope I guess..ya know by it begin art....so I though.Turns out there were sellin boxed water?! like it was a delicacy..like fine wine and shit! I saw one dude and he pored it in a glass cup!...I look to my left and I see a chick drinkin it straight out the box..like she jus opened up the frig and jus went for it...walkin around lookin like she got a carton of milk in her hand lol.

Mothers Teaching Their Little Girls To Marry For Money!

Mothers (HOE'S) Teaching Their Little Girls To Marry For Money! Come on na fa real?!? This is why girls are so corrupt and jacked up now it all starts @ home wit the parents..listen to what these (HOE'S)Mothers have to say smh......Trick!!