What The Fuck Man?!?: Movin’ Like Berney Edition

Yo its been a log time since I did a WTF on here..after seeing this video...... it is definitely back in full affect no disrespect to my hommies in the south but come on mane fa real?!? ok you gave use the the snap, bankhead bounce, and even the superman...but u can keep this one. shit is hilarious to me!

Chill wit the Bros.

No cable...no VMA's for me....jus a T.V. and the game. But from what I have been seeing on twitter I was better off.

3:30 A.M.

Up cant sleep and all I have is The Hulk and Four LoKo keepin me company.

ThE rEpLaCeMeNt pHoNe 0_o

In ThE LiFe AnD TiMeS...EpIsOdE 25 I had lost my phone so my co-worker was nice enough to give me his old phone..it a Crackberry wit a craked screen...anyone who knows me knows that hate crackberrys..aww well it will do for now cant wait to get that Evo!

Detroit 187

Was having a ok day until I saw this...this is the kind of weak shit im talkin about portraying Detroit like its Sin City..shit like this is jus over hyped smh.

hhuuuummmm..Japanese Zombie Meat!

Zombie Meat... an exquisite new Japanese snack for the horror enthusiast, consists of bite-sized chunks of tender blue flesh that, according to the package, has been aged to deadly perfection at the graveyard...now I know that they got a lot of crazy shit goin on over there but damn fam!! 0_o

Writing On The Wall...

Really??... 0_o

ThE LiFe AnD TiMeS...EpIsOdE 22

Previously on the ThE LiFe AnD TiMeS...

last week I have been working around the clock trying to get things ready for the MAYDAY Fashion show no sleep for the weak...and then I get a phone call.

It's around 5am and my phone starts to ring..its my sister calling..she has informed me that my Dad has just had a stroke the cause is unknown and he has been rushed to the hospital she tells me that he is fine and he is going to recover..thankfully it was not life threatening. All of the pressure is really getting to me now...Dad's in the hospital...lights are off..and not prepared for the show.. I think to myself nothing else bad can really happen now...and as always I speak to soon. My boy Dan checks the shipment on our boards to see when they will arrive.. we ordered the boards on Monday and they were scheduled to arrive on Wednesday (Which is today) and instead the shipment will be arriving next week (now keep in mind that the show is on the 21st which is this week...Friday) So now I have to pull a rabbit out of my ass for this show... I got 2 days and the show must go on...or does it..

Dixon's take on Nightmare On Elm St

Antwuan At The Movies / Nightmare On Elm St.

I haven't seen it yet but after that i dont think that im gonna go see it.....unless its for free.

Keith “Guru” Elam: July 17, 1966 – April 20, 2010

Today is a sad day in Hip-Hop Keith “Guru” Elam died today Just over a month since undergoing surgery following a heart attack, Gang Starr MC Guru (born Keith Elam) has died at age 43. According to a statement, Guru died of cancer-related causes on Monday after a long fight with the disease.

What The Fuck Man!: Mother and Daughter booty shakin contest.

....nuff said.

StUfF ArOuNd My CiTy

Ok now I dont know if any of yall ride public transporting but in my city the bus drivers take matters in there own hands. Here some footie of a DDOT driver takin on 2chicks...one of em take a straight boot to the face!

ThE LiFe AnD TiMeS...EpIsOdE 17

So I come in from work to complete silence...nothingness..its so quite that its creepin me out!! I look at my radio and it looks as if someone turned it off....I didnt turn it off..I know this cuz I never turn it off...I look to my right and alarm clock is blank...I didnt turn that off..I know this cuz I cant turn it off..it has no off switch.. I use my super heighten Matt Murdock (for those of you that dont know Matt Murdock is the Daredevil) hearing senses beyond normal human ability and notice that the fridge is not making is normal annoying humming noise. In the process of noticing all of these things they all have one thing in common....there all plugged into the wall... looks like the good folks @ DTE has paid me a lil visit while I was @ work. Now lemme jus make some things clear DTE Energy are like the Nazis of energy..they control your lights and your gas these ass fucks make it damn near impossible to get yo shit turned back on! One day they was were jus thinkin.."how can we get over on these fucks??...huummm I got it!! lets make it so there electricity powers on there gas!! that way they have no way but to pay that shit!!" So know I sit here using my cell phone as a flash light to navigate around till pay day...which is next week.

Jus my thoughts.

What The Fuck Man!: Amicci's Pizza

Ok....so my boy Scootie told me about this place over by Mexican town..(I dont even fuck around over there it look like a fuckin Scarface movie over there.. bunch lil Tony Montana's runnin around that bitch..thats another side of Detroit im not tryin to see but anyways) this joint Amicci's Pizza got this special goin on...13,333 wing dings for $6,533.95 with one cup of Ranch.....(Super long pause) 1st off it aint that many fuckin chickens around this bitch to be choppin up so whats really good?!?... 2nd that shit would take like 4 days to cook you would have to pre order that shit!! thats like puttin some new J's on hold.. 3rd 1 cup of ranch?!?... 4th its Mexican town fam!! them fools would chop and fry anything up and call it chicken...fuck around and think you eatin on a wing ding...and you see pigeon feathers in that shit lol

What The Fuck Man!: Hundreds Tat

.......what a ass clown....nuff said.

What The Fuck Man: Diamond encrusted handcuff

Plies has a diamond encrusted handcuff...why the fuck would you waste your money on some bullshit like that...to me it looks like he love be in cuffs so much he was like fuck it... lemme go ahead and ice dem shits out. I don't know about yall but handcuffs don't feel good to me let alone look good. Plies..you silly fuck smarten up dude.

KiD CuDi x Vitamin Water (Video)

Jus wanna let you guys know that Cudi is not in this video they jus used his song for promo..lets see if it works.

What The Fuck Man!:Big Bear - Doin Thangs!

Ok....now ive seen some fucked up CD covers but this shit tops it lol..it kinda reminds me of them old Master P and Hot Boyz CD covers wit all that money and diamonds everywere...but in this case this dudes got bears drinkin and smokin havin a good ol time...no girls..no money..jus bears..and him...Doin Thangs lol shouts out to http://kaybilog.blogspot.com/ for the cover.

What The Fuck Man!: Boxed Water?!?

I saw this @ a art show a few weeks back and I was thinkin aww boxed water..that kinda dope I guess..ya know by it begin art....so I though.Turns out there were sellin boxed water?! like it was a delicacy..like fine wine and shit! I saw one dude and he pored it in a glass cup!...I look to my left and I see a chick drinkin it straight out the box..like she jus opened up the frig and jus went for it...walkin around lookin like she got a carton of milk in her hand lol.